Humor

My Typical San Francisco Day

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I awake to the barking seals of Fisherman’s Wharf at precisely 10:34 a.m. After scrolling through Reddit from my bed with one sleepy eye, I head to the bathroom to drink some fresh Hetch...

The “Truth” Behind San Francisco’s Most Untrue Myths

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San Francisco is a city rich with natural beauty, significant history, and LIES. Sure, everyone likes to have a few “fun facts” up their sleeve, but if you believe everything you hear, it’s only a matter of time before you’re at a work dinner telling your boss’s husband about how if you French braided all the suspension cables in the Golden Gate Bridge you could make a wig big enough for the sun. And he’s like, “What? That can’t be right.” And then you have to quit, again.